But as the philosopher Jagger once said, "you can't always get what you want"

 

seanraymondwalsh:

Listen up everyone I’m on a train to prov and it’s a fast train so I will be home by 1045 and if I don’t see every last one of you I swear to god so fucking help me.

i am leaving for orientation tommarow. this is fate. we have this day. to have and to hold

Why aren’t more people freaking out about the new Venezuelan labor law?

girlgonechild:

bluandorange:

monetizeyourcat:

dancepunksnotdead:

You know, the one that gives housewives/full-time mothers a pension— wages for housework?

It’s ONLY A HUGE VICTORY FOR FEMINISM, SOCIALISM, AND WOMEN OF COLOR. Not a big deal or anything. Tumblr is mysteriously silent about this.

http://rabble.ca/columnists/2013/05/venezuelas-new-labour-law-best-mothers-day-gift

holy shit!

fucking COOL

I don’t know how I feel about this

well i mean overarching pension benefits worked great for italy and greece. might as well give more to housewives

(Source: new-here-again)

sadbaptism:

frostingpeetaswounds:

SELENA REJECTING JUSTIN’S KISS
TAYLOR’S ‘YUCK’ FACE

THIS IS THE BEST THING IN THE WORLD

im not gona lie seeing biebs last night get that award while wearing that black condom shirt thing he was wearing kinda made me hate him. as the dud who requested one time by bieber at sophmore year homecoming dance, long before bieber was popular, it was a rough moment.
he is kind of a douchebag now. in a labron james way, not a kevin garnett way

sadbaptism:

frostingpeetaswounds:

SELENA REJECTING JUSTIN’S KISS

TAYLOR’S ‘YUCK’ FACE

THIS IS THE BEST THING IN THE WORLD

im not gona lie seeing biebs last night get that award while wearing that black condom shirt thing he was wearing kinda made me hate him. as the dud who requested one time by bieber at sophmore year homecoming dance, long before bieber was popular, it was a rough moment.

he is kind of a douchebag now. in a labron james way, not a kevin garnett way

(Source: ohsoswiftly)

alysonhase:

nevver:

What your coffee says about you (larger)

so apparently you’re not allowed to just have a regular coffee

regular coffee: you wake up every morning at 6 am to go to a cubical monkey job that you hate. You are miserable, jaded, and tired. You drink this shit hoping it will solve at least one of those problems

alysonhase:

nevver:

What your coffee says about you (larger)

so apparently you’re not allowed to just have a regular coffee

regular coffee: you wake up every morning at 6 am to go to a cubical monkey job that you hate. You are miserable, jaded, and tired. You drink this shit hoping it will solve at least one of those problems

steveholtvstheuniverse:

every achievement in cinema history has led up to this moment

every great person culminates his achievements in one glorious moment of perfection, michael jordan had space jam. what will be your space jam?

(Source: lindsaybluth)